So my kid has been walking around for the past couple of days making a weird snorting sound….like she was trying to farmer-blow her nose all over my floor. I kept asking her if she needed a tissue…she kept telling me, “Not yet, Mommy.” So yesterday she comes sidling up to me and says, “Whew…I got
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Last night I went to bed with a headache. I woke up with a headache. I took some Advil right after getting to work … no effect. In fact it got worse. Light started stabbing me … mercilessly. Then I could smell a fly fart from three miles away. Every little smell is magnified to something otherworldly.